Become a Highly-Paid Creative Writer & Love Your Work Again

For writers who want to get paid like doctors 💵, you’ll learn how to sell your creative writing to clients & companies for top dollar—even if you're new to the industry and don't have a portfolio the size of Chicago yet. ✨

P.S. There are absolutely kazoos. 🥳

The Typical Path of a Freelance Writer Goes a Liiiiiiittle Bit Like This…

You study English Lit, Communications, PR, or something obscure, like Canadian Studies (eh?)—and then somehow, by some grace of resumé roulette, end up working as an admin assistant for a company that sells lawn fertilizer. (It's not exactly writing, but you do get to write late payment notices???)

Eventually, your boss, Alan, calls you “toots” for the 500th time and you realize you are not living your best life, prompting you to make a set of determined fists and decide to hang your shingle as a freelance writer. You know nothing about freelance writing, not yet anyway, but you do know you can write a damn good sentence, so in order to prove it to yourself, you write the world's most clever Fiverr profile known to humankind.

Take that, Alan!

And then........crickets. Big, fat, demoralizing ones.

Until, of course, one day when you get an inquiry from a living, breathing client. A real person! Who wants to give you money! You are so excited. So excited you even forget about lunch. You start work right away. Put your head down and come up with a fancy-looking proposal. Try to be all professional and legit. And then, you reply to the client’s inquiry…

…only to discover that they would like you to transcribe 4,500 hours of church sermons for 14 cents.

So you do what anyone in your position would do: you accept! And you even offer to lower it to 12 cents—you know, for the entire project—because beggars can’t be choosers. Right? Your Aunt Lisa keeps telling you that, anyway, and you believe her.

Eventually, however, you score a better gig: one with a pharmaceutical company. They want you to write “white papers,” which sounds really important. You like sounding important. It legitimizes the decision you made. Now you can tell Aunt Lisa you’re writing for a pharmaceutical company! Surely that will impress.

There’s only one problem:

You’re bored to t-e-e-e-e-ars by your work. Wasn’t this supposed to be better? Wasn’t this supposed to light up your soul? Fulfill your creative passions? Make you feel ALIVE????????

You don’t know how to get paid for the type of writing you really want to do: creative, fun, fulfilling, hilarious, lovely, wonderful content you’re actually interested in.

Say “Au Revoir” to Uninspiring Projects From Hell That Pay You Pennies & Make You Miserable

Most freelance writers? They strike it out on their own (hooray!)—buuuuttttt then: (a) Scramble to find clients; (b) Take work that feels like a knife to the eyeball (who doesn’t like writing about "Advanced Glycation End Products?”); (c) Are scraping by, waiting on pins and needles to get paid from one invoice due three months ago; (d) Feel like a teeny bopper child who isn’t getting taken seriously; (e) Has their work minimized by clients who don’t value their expertise; (f) Wishes they could write things they’re actually inspired by, passionate about, and in a way that’s actually creative and fabulous! And, yeah, then get paid generous, healthy, happy money in order to do it.

Let's face it: unless you’re a magic wizard / elf / gnome / fairy (so many options!), it's hard to find creative writing work that feeds your soul AND your bank account…unless you know how.

That’s where Meat & Hair’s Creative Writing Business School comes in.

For Freelance Writers Who Want to Earn $100,000+ the Fun Way

Meat & Hair’s Creative Writing Business School will show you how to go from desperate dabbler to in-demand creative darling with all the clients you can handle. (Waitlist, anyone?!) You'll learn how to stand out from the sea of ONE BILLION WRITERS (seemingly), how to position & market yourself as a pro, how to make the phone ring off the hook (just kidding, nobody answers the phone anymore), and most importantly, command 3X more for your writing than you probably are now—and that's just to start.

If you're serious about earning $100,000+ as a creative writer who gets to write fun, fresh, cool things for a living instead of dreary old white papers—you need this.

Don't Charge $15/Hour—Learn How to Charge $150

You might be like, what? I wouldn't even charge $150 for my organs! But half of the battle is setting aside your own money story and not making assumptions about what a client can or can’t afford. (Some people think a $3M penthouse is astronomical, but you don’t see penthouses lowering their value so everyone can afford one. Au contraire: they find the right people who can.)

Your job is not to make financial decisions for other people; your job is to make every single one of ‘em ache so badly to do business with you, cost becomes invisible—all they see is value. And guess what? There are plenty of clients who happily pay $150/hr without batting an eyelash. In fact, in many industries it’s standard.

The question is: how do you find them? How do you know what to charge? How do you get over your own money anxieties?

That’s what this course is for.

It's Okay If You're Inexperienced and Don't Have a Portfolio the Size of Chicago Yet

Don't you worry about the size—or lack thereof—of your portfolio: the whole point of this is to learn! We'll be starting at ground zero to teach you all the “how to earn a living writing creatively for damn good money” basics you need to know, and then graduating into more advanced professional & business strategies and tactics. This course was developed exclusively for aspiring creative writers going freelance who need to learn not only what makes a sentence work, but what makes a business work, too.

Here’s What’s Inside:

  1. Writing, Money, Cashflow—And How to 3X Your Compensation 💵
    Or: It’s not what your writing costs, it’s what it’s worth—and how to price yourself accordingly (plus the most common pricing pitfalls for writers grappling with imposter syndrome and self-worth mindjabs.)

  2. Standing Out & Strategically Positioning Yourself in the Marketplace 👩‍💻
    Your job is not to write: it’s to solve people’s problems with your writing. This means you need to approach your creative writing business MUCH differently than other freelance writers. (Hint: A lot of the selling you will do happens on what’s called “the back end”—and no, it won’t be on your website…and no, you won’t be on Fiverr.com, either!)

  3. Finding Lucrative Gigs & Getting Your Name Out There 📣
    How does a writer build a reputation? How do you become THE go-to writer with a waitlist? Here, we’ll talk about the 3 places you MUST put your writing, and for three very different reasons: one is for exposure, one is for sales, and the third is for trust.

  4. Say This When You Get an Inquiry…Not That! (Massively Important) 💌
    There’s a lot that can help you in the world of freelancing, but fewer things will be (surprisingly) more important than how you respond to an initial inquiry about your work. Get this step right, and you can triple your earnings with our process.

  5. Handle It Like a (Totally Not Nervous!) Pro When You Get on the Phone With a Client 📞
    You’ve gotten a prospective client interested—woo hoo!—and now it’s time to get on the phone to “talk.” ACK, I KNOW, SCARY. But also totally not scary once you learn the #1 thing you need to do when you get on the phone—and how handle the conversation like a pro. (The best part? You WON’T have to answer the “how much does this cost?!” money question. In fact, this process requires that you don’t.)

  6. How to Write a Client Proposal That’ll 3X Your Income and Sell Like a Piping Hot Pizza Pie 📄
    Yes, you do need a proposal and here’s why: it’s the difference between eating at a fast-food burger joint and a Michelin-starred restaurant: same ingredients, much different price points. (Plus, without one, you’re going to end up making 50% less money, while doing 50% more work. No, thanks—we’ll leave that back in 2015.)

  7. A Meaty, Hairy Proposal in the FLESH (I Can’t Resist) ⚡️
    Of COURSE there’s also a fully-developed sample client proposal, in-full, so you can see a solid example of the type of information you need to include, and how to word it so it SELLS. And not just sells, but earns double, triple, quadruple the rate. This process has produced more results for students than anything.

  8. How to Follow-Up Without Seeming Like a Serial Killer and CLOSE THAT DEAL, BABY! 🥳
    There are six possible scenarios that can happen once you send the proposal—and we’re going to go through ALL of them to help you know which step to take next, and how to close the client and rock the biz…for more money than you ever imagined.

  9. Professional Contracts & Agreements Every Creative Writer Needs 🖋
    Sending a lock-tight client contract is not weird, not overkill, and not going to make you look like you’re an untrusting, suspicious little worm. 🐛 It’s going to have the opposite effect: it’s going to make you look like a pro. (It’s also going to defend you from chargebacks, mid-project cancellations, non-payment and other incidents that can and will happen. But don’t worry, I’ll walk you through it all—and you’ll even get a copy of my exact client contract that you can use as a starting template, too!)

  10. How to Organize Your Timelines & Set Correct Expectations from the Beginning 👯‍♀️
    One quick way to tell an amateur from a pro is what happens after a client says “yes.” Are you organized? Do you have a process in place? Do you know what to say to your client next, and how to actually run the project? Avoid rookie mistakes with this foolproof client process that will make your clients feel like they’re in the best, most capable hands. (Turns out, how you handle this really sets the tone; they’ll either trust you more, or trust you less, and less trust = a tricky working relationship…not to mention less money.)

  11. It’s Love at First Draft! How to Wow the Socks Off Your Client on Your First Try🪄
    Otherwise titled: how to deliver your, ahem, delicious deliverables so that the client is 700,528% more likely to LOVE THEM. Packaging makes a big difference in perception, so here you’re going to learn how to “dress” your writing for success. (Do this part wrong, and your client is likely to feel disappointed in the outcome, send you a “meh” note back, and have lots of objections towards the work. The key is learning to teach them how to think about your work.)

  12. How to Joyfully Upsell Clients & Turn One Gig into Endless Income 💰
    Most freelancers wrap up a project and then they’re onto the next one: searching, hunting, scrambling, constantly looking for business. They’re onto the next client, the next gig, the next thing. But what they don’t realize is: the business is right in front of them! They’ve just got to learn how to ask for it. In our final class, I’ll teach you how to re-pitch your existing clients and get them signed up for ongoing monthly retainers…so you get consistent, predictable revenue, and they get a solid partner who’s going to help them crush it over and over again! 💪 (This alone is worth at least an additional $50,000/year to your writing business.)

How It Works 📝

Meat & Hair’s Creative Writing Business School is designed to help you get your new business results in as little time as possible.

  • There are twelve (12) masterclasses, each one that walks you through every aspect of how to run your new creative writing business like a pro.

  • I’ve carefully packaged each masterclass into a gorgeous downloadable PDF booklet making it fast & fun for you to learn on the fly, whether you're at the airport, waiting in line at the post office, at your kid's soccer game during a time-out, or just having a cozy cup of coffee at home. (You can also download the full 137-page magnum opus containing all of Creative Writing Business School’s lessons if you’d like to print!)

  • But sometimes, people like a face. 😀 That’s why, now that we’re coming out of beta, full video lessons will be added to supplement the content this summer—buy now while this course is still in beta, and you’ll get it for less while automatically receiving the updated version, even when the price goes up!

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Become a Highly Paid Creative Writer & Love Your Work Again

Sell your creative writing for top dollar to clients & companies—the fun way.

Just $295 to Become a Highly-Paid Creative Writer

Enroll now while this course is still in beta & automatically get all-new content + video additions, even when the price goes up this summer! 🪄

Proud to offer a 30-day, 100% money-back guarantee (that you won’t need because it is AWESOME.) 🌟